HELLO, I'M CHEIF MERTILKINTORGLOBIGMOR AND I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE GOD OF DEATH AND THE REIGN OF POWER OVER THE HELPLESS NATIONS OF THE LANDS OF CLIMBINGTON AND HILHODKIRMIGKIWINDEE. THIS GOD IS NO ORDINARY GOD, THIS GOD HAS DIABETIC PROBLEMS. BUT THAT IS NOT WHAT THE STORY IS ALL ABOUT. IT ALL STARTED WHEN THE GREAT LORD HOBOGINOMINJIFGIGTONRORTINORANDTOE FORGED A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION. A WEAPON MORE POWERFULL THAN 500 MILLION ATOMIC BOMBS PUT TOGETHER. I KNOW THIS SOUNDS UNREASONABLE BUT ITS TRUE. AND THE WEAPON WAS CALLED A HILBIN. THIS WEAPON CAUSED A SERIOUS CASE OF DIABETES. BUT THATS NOT THE POINT. THERE ARE THREE SIGNS INDICATING THE ARRIVAL OF DEATH. 1, YOUR MIND WILL START TO GO. 2, YOU CANT SEE VERY WELL. AND 3, YOU GET DIABETES. "GRANPA, WHATS UP WITH YOU AND DIABETES. ITS ALL YOU EVER TALK ABOUT. " "SORRY GRANDSON, MY MIND IS STARTING TO..." SUDDENLY THE GRANDFATHERS EYES ROLLED INTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, AND BLOOD RAN FURIOSLY FROM HIS MOUTH. HE QUICKLY JUMPED UP FROM HIS SEAT AND YELLED, BRAAAAIIINS!!! I'VE GOT TO HAVE BRAAAAIIIINS!!!!THE GRANDFATHER RAN AT THE LITTLE BOYS. THEY WHERE SO TERRIFIED THEY PISSED THEIR PANTS, AND SOME JUST SAT THERE AND CRAPPED THEMSELVES. THE GRANDFATHER GRABBED ONE OF THE LITTLE BOYS AND LIFTED HIM HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD, AND SLAMMED HIM INTO THE GROUND WITH SUCH AN EXTREME FORCE IT BROKE THE CHILDS BACK AND KNOCKED ALL THE AIR OUT OF HIM. HE WANTED TO CRY OUT, BUT HE DIDNT HAVE THE BREATH. THE GRANDFATHER LEPT ONTO THE LITTLE BOY, AND TRIED TO DRIVE HIS TEETH DIRECLY INTO THE BOYS SKULL. BUT THE GRANDFATHER FOUND IT WAS TO HARD, SO HE SMASHED THE TOP OF HIS CRANIUM WITH A JAGGED BASEBALL-SIZED ROCK, THEN PROCEDED TO DEVOUR THE BOYS BRAINS. AFTER HE WAS DONE HE BEGAN TO BREAK DANCE FOR NO APPARENT REASON. HE BREAK DANCED SO FAST, HE DISAPEARED IN A PUFF OF SMOKE, INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION. IN THIS NEW DIMENSION HE HAD A NAME, AND IT WAS GILES. GILES WAS A NORMAL, KIND, AND EXTERELY CONSIDERATE PERSON HERE, BEACAUSE THIS PLACE WAS CALLED MELBUR. BUT SOMETHING WAS STRANGE ABOUT MELBUR. HE NOTICED THAT ON TOP OF THE 99999 STORY BUILDINGS, PEOPLE WHERE WAITING IN A LINE TO MEET THEIR DEMISE. GILES SAW THEM DOING SWAN DIVES OFF THE TOPS OF THE BUILDINGS. GILES ASKED SOMEONE WHY THEY DID THAT, AND SHE REPLIED,"BECAUSE ITS COOL."